From Procrastination to Productivity
The no-nonsense guide to understanding why you procrastinate, what type of procrastinator you are, and — most importantly — what to actually do about it. Practical, honest, occasionally irreverent. Written by someone who lived it.
About the Book
Let me ask you something: have you ever looked at a sink full of dishes, thought "I'll get to that later," and then somehow found yourself four hours deep into a Netflix marathon with the sink still full? Welcome to the club. I've been there too.
This book started as a personal challenge — I set out to write a murder mystery with a friend and ended up discovering that I was a textbook Perfectionist Procrastinator. I spent months researching characters, building backstories, and crafting the perfect outline. I wrote almost zero actual pages. My friend finished her book. I pivoted — and wrote about the thing I'd just lived through.
You Aren't a Lazy Piece of Sh!t isn't about shaming you for procrastinating or telling you to "just do it." It's about understanding the specific pattern that's keeping you stuck — and giving you the right tools for your type. Because the strategies that work for a Perfectionist are completely different from the ones that work for a Distracted procrastinator. One size does not fit all.
Who This Book Is For
Inside the Book
Structured in digestible chapters, each building on the last — no fluff, no filler.
Identify your specific pattern — and understand why generic advice hasn't worked for you.
Fear, perfectionism, overwhelm, distraction — what's actually driving your avoidance.
The Pomodoro Technique, the Two-Minute Rule, accountability structures — and when to use each.
How the stories you tell yourself keep you stuck — and how to rewrite them.
Small wins, to-do lists that work, and the satisfaction of actually crossing things off.
Why going it alone is harder than it needs to be — and how to find the right support.
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Not Ready for the Full Book?
The Quick Start Guide is a free 10-step checklist that gets you out of your head and into action in under 20 minutes. No email required to start — just download and go.